Who's the private dick who gets all the chicks? No, it aint shaft... its Frank Wank!!! That's right, he's one bad motha fu... shut yo mouth! I'm just talkin' 'bout Frank! Oh gawd, I'm so sorry, i don't know what came over me, except that this site blows my fuckin mind! One thing this secret sex agent doesn't need is the help from the guys of Internet Hookups because he gets all the action he needs! He blows into town and tons of stupid Meat Holes just flock to him. Check out these pictures from Frank Wank I found and you will see what i mean. This dude loves to pound the puss but even more than that he makes all the sluts he fucks lick his asshole before he balls their tight twats. That's right - he actually makes them give him a rim job before he screws them... that's even more outrageous than what they do over at Tony's Casting Couch. Dont think its true? Then watch the Frank Wank Movies and you will see him getting his pucker licked by all kinds of hot sluts. If you want more info about Frank Wank check out this review and you will have all the info you need
This is of course a really goofy site with a stupid contrived story line which doesnt even make sense when you think about it. What ever happened to the pure and simple relaity porn from sites like Bang Bus or EURO SEX PARTIES or even Captian Stabbin which dont give a fuck about plotlines... they are all about the sex and the horny little sluts who they fuck. Take Mike's Apartment - he has hot sluts over all the time and usually winds up giving her HER FIRST BIG COCK and there is nothing wrong with that. I never felt like i didnt get enough entertainment value from Shaggon Wagon i mean these GIRLS GET CRAZY when they are doing the nasty in the back of a hummer and what more do they need? Backseat Bangers, Bang Boat, BUS STOP WHORES, all the same as well - they are not stupid... they are HOT! I mean where else can you see FIRST TIME AUDITIONS for girls who have never been seen on film before? They are all just Supermarket Whores who get pulled IN THE VIP and find out that its not so bad to be the prey of the MILF Hunter or even to get nasty with another couple so she can SWING FOR DOLLARS. Thats what i long for - a return to hardcore without the goofiness is that so wrong?
Unfortunately the goofiness has taken a whole new personality with spoofs of tv shows like PORN JACKASS and ADULT ASSOCIATE or even CREAMPIE SURPRISE where its not so much funny as laughable... what girl hasnt had a twat full of cock spit? Well supposedly these SOLO GIRLS will fuck a total POV PERVERT in the back of the van he calls "the SHAGGIN WAGON" but they have never had a guy blow his load in their cunny ... yeah right we are all as dumb as REAL ARIZONA AMATEURS are.
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